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Darren Gates
Database of Insults, Comebacks, and 1-Liners
Post Date:
2017-10-18 11:23:32

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This app is a complete database of witty, humorous, clean and vulgar insults for all occasions.

This app consists mostly of quick comebacks and 1-liners (but some 2-liners), categorized by subject. This app is great when you need a witty yet scathing insult or 1-liner quickly. Most of them are really funny… but some are just evil!

Some examples:

“All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.”

“You started at the bottom…and it’s been downhill ever since!”

“Well, they do say opposites attact…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.”

If you like any of these, there are a LOT more insults in this app (thousands more in fact, organized by category).

Ok, so some of these lines are pretty cheesy or might get you slapped, but most of them are very clever and witty.

A subset of the overall feature list for this application includes:

– Advanced search for all insults. The top 150 insults are returned by the search engine. If you need a more finely-tuned search, simply add more terms into the search field.

– Add/edit/remove insults, and access insults you added using My Insults. insults can be edited using your on-screen keypad, or add your own interesting insult that you may have heard.

– Rate insults on a 5-star system. Of course, some insults are cheesier than others, so it’s good to mark the bad so that you don’t waste your time reading them in the future. Once rated, the line is much easier to access later since you can just tap on the “Top Rated” button (in the “More” section)

– Mark your favorite insults, and access them later in the Favorites area. This is similar to the “Top Rated” feature, but with more direct access since the button is always-visible at the bottom of the screen.

– E-mail any line to a friend, and CC or BCC it, too.

– Rename categories and add/remove categories. We’ve given you a starting point to help you categorize and organize your insults, but you can always add more, or change the default categorization. Also, you can put any line in up to 2 categories, if desired.

– Shake your mobile device for a random line. This is just fun on every level. Your kids will like this one, too.

– “View All” insults for access to every item in the database. This can take a few seconds to load since there are a LOT of insults.

– Use a simple “finger swipe” gesture to move from one line to another, or use the previous/next buttons. Navigating this insults database has never been easier!

– Insert a textual comment about the line. For example, you may want to keep some notes about how to “present” the line for maximum impact. Or, perhaps you would like to keep track of where you heard or read the line.

– The history feature keeps a log of what you’ve seen, so you can always go back to re-read that line you remembered from days ago.

– A Settings screen allows you to change the relative font sizes and the size of the history table.

UPGRADES ARE FREE for apps created by Darren Gates


The content contained in this app comes from a variety of public domain sources, including US government websites, Wikipedia Commons, public universities, and public domain archives. To the best of our knowledge, the images used in this app can be used in commercial products without license restriction.

If you have questions about our use of this content, or if you believe that some of this content may be copyrighted, please contact Darren Gates at [email protected]


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