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Olivia Phayvanh
IBS Fortune Cookie
Post Date:
2017-10-19 15:07:10

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A fortune cookie unlike any other.

Some years ago, the greatest living fortune cookie mystics (two very old men from the orient and a woman from the Bronx named Ethel) were on a bus to Las Vegas when one of them (the one with the laptop) discovered a treasure of profound predictions, portents and sage advice on

“Some of these little Stickers have cosmic significance,” he said. “Yes,” the other two agreed, “We must place them inside of little cookies.”

The three mystics set their formidable minds to find a way to encookie these electronic enlightenments and deliver them into the hands of the people predestined to receive them.

For many months they labored without success. Finally, exhausted from the effort, one of the very old men from the orient said, “This is really hard, why don’t we just wait until they invent the App Store?” So they did.

Today, at last, you see the transmutation of their awesome mojo—the IBS Fortune Cookie app.

Break open a Cookie to reveal the Internet Bumper Sticker within—placed there as if by the cosmos just for you. So heed its wisdom. Or its rude snarkiness (sorry, that’s the cosmos). Because you can’t just open Cookie after Cookie waiting for a fortune you want. The Cookie knows you (and knows when you’re only horsing around).

So, sure, amuse yourself and crack open as many as you like—ha ha ha, hours of entertainment. But only when your heart sincerely seeks wisdom does the Cookie give your true fortune.

Of course, enlightenment is to be shared. The mystics expect you’ll want to pass this app around whenever people gather—work, school, parties, bowling tournaments, funerals.

So, get cracking on your future. Download the IBS Fortune Cookie now.

Hundreds of serious, funny, snarky and profound Internet Bumper Sticker® fortunes
No WIFI or phone connection required to operate
Shake or tap for a new Cookie, tap to break the Cookie open.

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